Reasonable Golf Laws

So many anti-gunners complain that the NRA and gun owners object to "reasonable gun laws." Their idea of reasonable are those ideas proposed by people who hate guns! Well, I do not golf. Using their logic I am well-qualified to propose the new laws of golf:

1. Golfers can purchase no more than one club per month.
2. All club purchases must go through a ten-day waiting period.
3. If you are found to have ever cursed, cussed, or threw or destroyed a club, ball, or bag you shall be denied to purchase any club or balls.
4. Golfers are limited to purchasing one ball per month and may possess no more than three balls in the bag.
5. No shaft can be longer than 28 inches nor any shorter than 12 inches.
6. No shaft can be made or used that is not made from metal.
7. No club head can weigh more than 2 ounces.
8. Sand wedge angle can be no greater than 20 degrees from vertical.
9. All shafts, club heads, and balls will be micro-stamped with a unique serial number that will be registered with Federal Golfing authorities.
10. The loss or theft of any golf equipment must be reported to law enforcement within 24 hours of the incident. Failure to do so shall be a Federal felony with no less than 5 years in federal prison and no less than $25,000 fine per incident.
11. All golfers must be members of a registered and certified golf association. No independent golfers shall be allowed to own, possess, or play golf.
12. No private sales of golf equipment shall be allowed. All sales or transfers of equipment shall occur with Federally-registered golf retailer.
13. No golf club shall have the capacity strike the ball further than 75 yards, the typical distance the word "fore" can be heard clearly in windless conditions before the ball arrives. All golfers shall reduce their striking distances when any wind of any speed is detected.
14. No person shall be allowed to play or practice golf before the age of 21 nor after the age of 60.
15. No golf courses can occupy more than one standard city block.
16. To preserve a valuable resource golf courses shall have no water hazards and shall be limited to watering the grass once per week.
17. In the spirit of levelling the playing field all golf courses shall have straight and level fairways and greens with no deviation from level.
18. To reduce the danger of the game all hazards and obstacles shall be removed from the course.
19. No golfer shall have any aggressive-looking emblems on bags, balls, clubs or shafts.
20. All golfers must use their real names on all registration papers and scorecards. No golfer shall use nicknames of any type including, not not limited to dangerous animals such as bear, shark, or tiger.
21. Any violation of any of the above reasonable laws shall result in a lifetime ban from golf in addition to any other penalties proscribed in these regulations or in the future by authority.